"It's a pleasure meeting you. What do you do for a living?"
Sniggered. "I do everything but nothing stays."
Raising an eyebrow, "Oh, such as?"
"Managing a restaurant, coordinate fitting for models, garment styling, emceeing for events, designing corporate identity for companies, posters and such for F&B outlets, business cards for entrepreneurs, and a whole lot of others just to make ends meet."
"Sounds fun and exciting! How do you find the time to do so many things? Isn't there something you are especially good at?"
Blank stare. "Of course! I am especially good at everything but nothing."
Puzzled face. "Er... that sounds like what a typical businessman does."
"No, I am the greatest lover alive. Businessmen have no emotions."
"That's not true, I run my own company and I am so in love with the generous profit I make."
Rolls his eyes and looks away. "Diu nei lah! Chin chin chin!"
(當我想你的時候 - 汪峰)